when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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