thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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