Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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