I don't think brook has ever known best
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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