Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
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