He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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