office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
