With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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