So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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