After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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