Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
