thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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