I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
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