in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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