I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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