giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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