We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Umm I'm too high to move.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
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