They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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