it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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