drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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