1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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