I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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