Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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