He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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