how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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