we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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