On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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