i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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