I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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