If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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