You work out of a Hotel?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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