i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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