Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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