2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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