M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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