Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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