im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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