Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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