based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
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