She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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