Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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