There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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