She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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