No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
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