Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
he puts the penis in happiness.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Randomize
