ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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