You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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