His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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