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He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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