we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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