Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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