You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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