I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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